Updates on the Nipissing/Canadore War

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Since formally declaring war on October 1st, Canadore College and Nipissing University have been locked in a deadly battle at the top of 100 College Drive in North Bay. Though neither side is poised to win, Canadore President George Burton is confident that his side will come […]

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Canadore and Nipissing formally declare war

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Canadore College and Nipissing University have formally declared war. The two educational institutions, which share a building at 100 College Drive, have been sitting on a “time bomb” for years, proclaimed Canadore President George Burton in a rallying speech early this morning. “We have grown tired […]

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Nipissing Lakers converted to curling club

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following the overwhelming success of the Ford World Women’s Curling Championship in North Bay, Nipissing University announced Monday morning that it was converting its men’s Lakers team into curlers. “We’re very proud of out Lakers Men’s Hockey Team,” reads a statement from Nipissing’s Athletic Department. “They have played […]

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Local student ghetto residents begin stockpiling new complaints

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Residents of the “student ghetto” – a network of roads that include McNamara St., Cartier St., Champlain St., and Belleview Crescent – met Friday evening to create and stockpile new complaints about the incoming student population. “They’re too loud,” Betty Wriggles put forward. “They play music […]

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