Despite horrific apocalypse, Council says North Bay is fine

From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — As meteors descend upon North Bay, painting a Lovecraftian portrait of a fiery hellscape, city council has passed a motion that everything is still perfectly fine. With the recent ascent of THE ONE BEYOND from Lake Nipissing, citizens pleaded for North Bay’s City Council to take action. […]

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Tignanelli vows to wrangle every smoker in the city from horseback

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Having presented a bylaw that would prohibit citizens from smoking or vaping in public and workplaces, Councillor Marcus Tignanelli has committed himself to enforcing the bylaw – personally. “Smoking and vaping are rascally habits,” says Tignanelli. “‘An I figure it’s just about time we stamp them […]

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“Unstoppable” Marcus Tagnanelli still shoveling snow

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – Snow removal in the north is a serious issue – an issue that many citizens of North Bay think that City Council isn’t taking serious enough. But one City Councilor is listening… and he’s had enough. “It was like he’s a changed man,” says City Councilor Chris […]

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