North Bay changes logo in hopes that Disney will buy city

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bay wants Disney to be its guest. The city is moving forward with its campaign to “re-brand and re-package” in the hopes that The Walt Disney Company will invest in North Bay. “‘Invest’ isn’t the word I’d use so much as ‘buy,’” says Mayor Al McDonald. […]

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North Bay’s new rocket ready for Mars launch!

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — You’ve probably already noticed it – North Bay’s first space rocket. The 140 foot tall spacecraft, most of which sits below the King Cone on Lakeshore Drive, is “100% ready to go” explains City Councillor Marcus Tignanelli. “Everyone always complains about Council not spending […]

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Scientists discover giant crystal that draws people back to North Bay

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – 300 feet underground it sits undisturbed – a gigantic, prismatic crystal. The nearly 80 foot tall, faintly incandescent jewel was discovered by a group of intrepid scientists in early August. “To be honest, we weren’t originally looking for the crystal,” explains geologist Bruce Deveau. “Hallie dropped […]

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Enraged Tignanelli melts local news site’s servers with laser

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY– Today we learned a lesson: never expose a City Councillor who has access to a destructive high energy weapon. At approximately 5:05 pm on Thursday, April 30th, Marcus Tignanelli’s space laser, otherwise known as “Cindy,” fired on The North Bay Bay’s servers. The intense blast effectively shut down the site’s […]

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Marcus Tignanelli happy that secret space laser only cost $3000

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following an in-depth look at each City Councillor’s spending for last year, Marcus Tignanelli has come under scrutiny for racking up nearly $7200 in expenditures. The first time Councillor was reimbursed for travel, conference fees, accommodation, and several educational courses. “It was through these that I learned to […]

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New Soap Opera “Bays of Our Lives” Starts Filming

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A new daytime soap opera set in North Bay has started filming. Produced by Northern Bond Entertainment, the drama series is entitled “Bays of Our Lives” and will consist of 88 half hour episodes created for daytime television. Executive Producer Thelma Carter says the studio is excited to feature […]

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