Former Pearls Location to Become New Church of Satan

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Main St. is about to get a little more devilish. 158 Main St West, the former location of Pearls, has been purchased by a local group in order to open a new sect dedicated to The Church of Satan. “I can confirm that the location has […]

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Residents Rejoice Over Downtown Parking Changes – Despair Over New Fleet of Terrifying By-Law Drones

From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — It was a day filled with mixed reactions from North Bay residents as City Council announced parking changes which will grant downtown visitors an hour’s free parking while also revealing a fleet of rapid response drones that have been commissioned to monitor parking violations. City Council […]

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360 Main St. opening as new “Chop Shop” nightclub

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — 360 Main St. East will be “the hottest club in North Bay” come December. The two story building is being converted into a new bicycle-themed nightclub called “The Chop Shop.” Owner and operator Troy Spokes says that “The Chop Shop” will be open early next month, after “some […]

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Jogger at Gd2Go probably greatest person in all of North Bay

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A jogger who showed up to the Foran St. Gd2Go is likely the greatest person in North Bay. Several eyewitnesses have come forward to relay the story of the “finest individual to ever grace our city.” “I was in the Gd2Go this morning enjoying my bread-less veggie […]

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David Bowie mural comes to life at night, steals souls

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Chad Hale says he used to have a soul. But all that changed when the Main St. David Bowie mural stole it from him. Just over two weeks ago, Hale says he was walking home from a friend’s place when “Bowie, just like, came out of the […]

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