Gigantic uranium-powered snow lizard attacks North Bay wharf

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — The King’s Landing Wharf has been partially destroyed thanks to a giant ice monster. The 60 foot tall “snow lizard” rose from the depths of Lake Nipissing Wednesday morning and “broke the dock like a campaign promise” says eyewitness Bishop “Two Teeth” Bradley.  “Oh […]

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Curling distracts from giant lizard rampage

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Standing almost 300 feet tall and weighing approximately 90 000 tons, a giant, radioactive “death lizard” tore down Lakeshore Drive Saturday, destroying hundreds of buildings and killing thousands, but nobody noticed because curling was happening. The 2018 Ford Women’s World Curling Championship at Memorial Gardens drew […]

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