Giant dirt pile outside No Frills gains sentience, eats three

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The giant dirt pile outside of the Lakeshore No Frills gained sentience sometime Saturday evening, and has eaten three people. Eye-witness accounts say the pile of dirt, snow, and cigarette butts began to “tremble” around 7:30 pm Saturday night, before declaring that it was alive. When […]

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Police, inmates happy with “Snitches Get Bitches” program

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — In attempts to gather more information from inmates, North Bay Police Sergeant Jeanette Lawrence has launched a new campaign that will take the nation (and possibly the world) by storm! “Snitches Get Bitches.” “The idea is fairly simple. If a prisoner that has information about crimes or […]

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North Bay Police buy a helicopter

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Citing its recent use in catching drivers passing school buses in Orillia, North Bay Police Services have purchased a helicopter. “We are proud to announce that we have acquired an Airbus H-125 helicopter,” announced Sergeant Jeanette Lawrence Tuesday morning. “This is a brand new 40 foot […]

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Police uncover illegal raccoon fighting ring

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The North Bay Police, in cooperation with Ministry of Natural Resources, have busted an illegal raccoon fighting ring in North Bay. “Yes, I can confirm that the NBPS have disrupted an extensive raccoon fighting league,” announced North Bay Police Sergeant Jeanette Lawrence Monday morning. “I would […]

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Hard drugs found in Halloween candy

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Police are investigating after pieces of Halloween candy were found to contain hard drugs. “Police responded to several calls Wednesday night reporting that candy children had brought home might contain illegal narcotics,” say Police Sergeant Jeanette Lawrence. “A search of the candy revealed that multiple pieces contained […]

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City unveils “Drive on the Sidewalks” campaign

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following an unsuccessful campaign aimed at encouraging bicyclists to ride on city streets, the North Bay Police have launched a new campaign asking motorists to drive on the sidewalks. “We tried to play it nice,” says Sergeant Jeanette Lawrence. “We asked bicyclists to stay off the […]

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