Council approves $100 000 hash pipe

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bay will soon be home to “the world’s largest hash pipe.” City Council, after having heard recommendations from the public on how to improve the community, approved the construction of a gigantic, $100 000 hash pipe. “I always knew that North Bay loved pot,” says Councillor […]

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Downtown North Bay hires RoboCop to save city core

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — After months of searching, scrutiny, and review, Downtown North Bay has found the “perfect solution” to crime in the downtown core: RoboCop. OCP Crime Prevention Unit 001, better known as “RoboCop,” is a fully functional cyborg police officer that will “stabilize, revitalize, and realize” the “full […]

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Councillor blames Zambonis for increased snow

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — It’s no secret that this year’s winter has brought above average levels of snow. With spring supposedly around the corner, North Bay is currently looking not at warmer temperatures and a springtime melt, but forecasts warning of even more snow. While some are blaming natural phenomenon or […]

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An Easy Guide to the Winners and Losers of North Bay’s Election

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — With Monday’s election closed and the votes tallied, it is time to take a look at the winners and losers of North Bay’s 2018 Municipal Election. Mayor Winner Al McDonald returns for a third stint as Mayor of North Bay, having won the election with 8079 […]

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22 live wolves to be released in city

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following numerous complaints of deer in the city, the MNR has announced that it will be releasing 22 live gray wolves directly into the North Bay. “Deer can be invasive and destructive,” says MNR officer Stuart Tala. “They eat crops, grass, and gardens, and pose a […]

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