Letter to the Editor: F██k the Ford Government

Addressed to: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff [Editor’s Note: The following letter was sent in on Wednesday, February 20th] On February 20th, in response to a student protester at Queen’s Park swearing, Doug Ford said that students “should have their mouths washed out with soap. That’s what they should have.” You know what I saw? Doug Ford […]

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Loblaws launches No Name® condoms

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca TORONTO – Ontarians looking to enjoy sex without breaking the bank will be happy to learn that Loblaws has launched its own brand of “No Name®” condoms. In a press release on Tuesday, Loblaws Co. announced its new Ontario-crafted “Canadian-Style” condoms. The heavily discounted prophylactics will come in packs of […]

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Private Ontario Highway gets green light

From: Jeff Hurley, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — While the expansion of Highway 69 is currently in question, an Ontario Conservative Party representative confirmed Thursday that construction on Highway 1 was set to begin. “Highway 1 is the most ambitious highway in Ontario’s history,” says PC spokesman Rod Cook. “The four-lane will connect directly with […]

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Local man wants snow news

From: Darren D. MacDonald, long-standing thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY – Since the Ontario Progressive Conservatives has taken power in Ontario with Premiere Doug Ford at the helm, many have celebrated, some have voiced displeasure, and others are flat out confused. But no one is more confused than local man Stu Barret. Barret is a normal […]

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Government to Burn All Ontario Forests

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff and Mark Rose, helpful news hound OTTAWA — Citing the high costs of trying to douse, control, or extinguish forest fires like the one currently burning in Temagami, the new Progressive Conservative government announced Monday morning that it would no longer be combating major forest fires. Rod Phillips, the Conservative Minister […]

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