City invests in robot brothel

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — “Doing the Robot” is about to take on a whole new meaning. Three local entrepreneurs, backed by “dozens” of interested investors, have begun the construction of a “robot brothel.” “It’s a bold step for a small town like North Bay,” says lead investor Matt Leblonde. “Towns […]

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Giant pterosaur attacking everyone in North Bay

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Lucille Carver remembers when she first heard reports of a dog-nabbing bird in North Bay. “I was so scared for my little puppy, and for others too.” But now as a carnivorous, thirty foot wide prehistoric pterosaur terrorizes the city, Lucille wishes it was only small dogs. “I’d give […]

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North Bay animals prepare for battle

From: Jeff Hurly, thenorthbaybay.ca staff In a stunning and unexpected development, several local animals have been seen preparing for combat. Numerous dogs, cats, and at least one budgie named “Pippin” have been witnessed donning plate mail, cuirasses, tiny leather gauntlets and horned iron helmets as they await what can only be an incoming deluge of […]

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