Quarantined woman discovers cat is secretly running a business

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Social Distancing – it’s that thing that everyone should be doing, but from a good look at a Walmart parking lot, isn’t. Those who were anointed with the title of “essential” have to work so Karens have people to yell at about peppers. But what about the […]

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City’s Value Village forced to cancel gigantic parking lot pool

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — As Ontario takes measures to make sure the spread of the Coronavirus is slowed, many establishments have had to put their regular operations on hiatus. Sadly, this includes the famous Value Village Parking Lot Pool. “We are going to have to cancel the opening,” says Jen […]

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City business now accepting TP as currency

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The Coronavirus has hit Canada, and Canada has built a paper defense. Across the nation, simpletons are bare knuckle boxing in the aisles of Costco and Walmart to see who will walk away with the 5th package of toilet paper they don’t need. This has left […]

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