City gets its first “toilet paper charter”

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Those looking to find toilet paper in these trying times need look no further than Joe Trenton. Trenton is the owner and operator of the newly opened “Trenton TP Charters,” a company that helps residents track down toilet paper. “We load up at 6:30am and are on the […]

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Man now almost desperate enough to eat Premium Plus crackers

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Lewis Rimmer once had a fully stocked cupboard. “Top to bottom, it had all things that are good,” smiles Rimmer. “Soup, fish, beans, vegetables, and snacks as far as the eye can see.” But having spent nearly two weeks practicing social distancing and self-isolation, Rimmer says his […]

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Quarantined woman discovers cat is secretly running a business

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Social Distancing – it’s that thing that everyone should be doing, but from a good look at a Walmart parking lot, isn’t. Those who were anointed with the title of “essential” have to work so Karens have people to yell at about peppers. But what about the […]

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