City vows to win next year’s Code of Silence Awards

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — An “honourable mention” for the 2019 Code of Silence Awards was not enough. “We want to be #1,” says an unnamed, fully masked City Councillor. “Nobody on council is happy with the result, so starting immediately we’re going to get even more secretive.” The […]

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Local Theorist Uncovers Shadfly Conspiracy

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bay was once known across the country as a perfect city where nothing happens. But local conspiracy theorist Andy Letterman wants to change that. Letterman has strong opinions on all the hot topic theories: landing on the moon, Paul McCartney being dead, and the “Snub Disphenoid […]

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Councillor blames Zambonis for increased snow

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — It’s no secret that this year’s winter has brought above average levels of snow. With spring supposedly around the corner, North Bay is currently looking not at warmer temperatures and a springtime melt, but forecasts warning of even more snow. While some are blaming natural phenomenon or […]

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