Downtown Christmas Tree to be replaced with Giant Shadfly Effigy

From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — In a bold move, the organisers of the 31st Annual Old Fashion Christmas Walk have approved replacing the traditional 40-foot Christmas tree with a 40-foot Shadfly Effigy. The new display is reportedly made from wood, glue and the collected remnants of shadflies from this previous summer. […]

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Santa Places Ontario Northland on “Naughty List”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Santa Claus, the jolly giver of Christmas gifts, has placed Ontario Northland on his “Naughty List.” “I’m deeply saddened to hear that Ontario Northland has cancelled the Christmas Train this year,” announced Claus Wednesday afternoon. “That train has brought so many smiles to good girls and […]

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Today’s Poll: Do you support the war on Christmas?

  Thanks for clicking on our link and giving us some more ad revenue! We don’t care about your answers; we just wanted your sweet, succulent clicks. Please come back next week when we stir up more controversy by asking North Bayites how they feel about immigration, politics, fake outrage topics, or anything else that […]

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City invests in robot brothel

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — “Doing the Robot” is about to take on a whole new meaning. Three local entrepreneurs, backed by “dozens” of interested investors, have begun the construction of a “robot brothel.” “It’s a bold step for a small town like North Bay,” says lead investor Matt Leblonde. “Towns […]

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