Santa not visiting North Bay, sending Krampus army instead

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse. Monday evening, a prepared announcement from the North Pole revealed that Santa would not only be bypassing North Bay this year, but also that Claus would be sending the Gateway to the North a “veritable army of […]

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Al McDonald Takes Over Mall Santa Centre, Escapes Imprisonment

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – The Mayor of North Bay appears to have gotten himself first into the Christmas Spirit and then into some Christmas trouble. Al McDonald, the long-time Mayor of North Bay, is wanted by Northgate Mall Security on charges of Mall Mischief, Mall Misconduct, and Mall Possession of […]

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Downtown Christmas Tree to be replaced with Giant Shadfly Effigy

From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — In a bold move, the organisers of the 31st Annual Old Fashion Christmas Walk have approved replacing the traditional 40-foot Christmas tree with a 40-foot Shadfly Effigy. The new display is reportedly made from wood, glue and the collected remnants of shadflies from this previous summer. […]

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Santa Places Ontario Northland on “Naughty List”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Santa Claus, the jolly giver of Christmas gifts, has placed Ontario Northland on his “Naughty List.” “I’m deeply saddened to hear that Ontario Northland has cancelled the Christmas Train this year,” announced Claus Wednesday afternoon. “That train has brought so many smiles to good girls and […]

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Today’s Poll: Do you support the war on Christmas?

[yop_poll id=”1″]   Thanks for clicking on our link and giving us some more ad revenue! We don’t care about your answers; we just wanted your sweet, succulent clicks. Please come back next week when we stir up more controversy by asking North Bayites how they feel about immigration, politics, fake outrage topics, or anything […]

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