BREAKING: Someone is making all of the North Bay squirrels super buff

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Someone has secretly been feeding local squirrels a steady diet of performance-enhancing, nutritionally-dense peanut butter balls to bolster their overall strength and stamina. Every one of the nearly 2000 squirrels being monitored by local scientist Headley Constant are “absolutely shredded.” “I saw the first squirrel two weeks […]

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