City gets its first “toilet paper charter”

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Those looking to find toilet paper in these trying times need look no further than Joe Trenton. Trenton is the owner and operator of the newly opened “Trenton TP Charters,” a company that helps residents track down toilet paper. “We load up at 6:30am and are on the […]

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North Bay prepares for annual year-end apocalypse

From: Darren D. MacDonald and Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – With one day left in 2019, the City of North Bay is preparing for its year-end apocalypse. Preparations include stocking up on food, provisions, and medical supplies and closing all the roads in and out of the city. Some intrepid citizens have […]

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Mayor celebrating Boxing Day by challenging entire city to fight

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Mayor Al McDonald has issued a “city wide” challenge to “anyone brave enough to meet him in the ring.” “This Boxing Day, we’re going back to our roots,” teethes McDonald through his mouth guard. “See, people think Boxing Day is about getting the best deal. It’s […]

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New Soap Opera “Bays of Our Lives” Starts Filming

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A new daytime soap opera set in North Bay has started filming. Produced by Northern Bond Entertainment, the drama series is entitled “Bays of Our Lives” and will consist of 88 half hour episodes created for daytime television. Executive Producer Thelma Carter says the studio is excited to feature […]

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Al McDonald Takes Over Mall Santa Centre, Escapes Imprisonment

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – The Mayor of North Bay appears to have gotten himself first into the Christmas Spirit and then into some Christmas trouble. Al McDonald, the long-time Mayor of North Bay, is wanted by Northgate Mall Security on charges of Mall Mischief, Mall Misconduct, and Mall Possession of […]

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