North Bay prepares for annual year-end apocalypse

From: Darren D. MacDonald and Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – With one day left in 2019, the City of North Bay is preparing for its year-end apocalypse. Preparations include stocking up on food, provisions, and medical supplies and closing all the roads in and out of the city. Some intrepid citizens have […]

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Mayor celebrating Boxing Day by challenging entire city to fight

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Mayor Al McDonald has issued a “city wide” challenge to “anyone brave enough to meet him in the ring.” “This Boxing Day, we’re going back to our roots,” teethes McDonald through his mouth guard. “See, people think Boxing Day is about getting the best deal. It’s […]

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New Soap Opera “Bays of Our Lives” Starts Filming

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A new daytime soap opera set in North Bay has started filming. Produced by Northern Bond Entertainment, the drama series is entitled “Bays of Our Lives” and will consist of 88 half hour episodes created for daytime television. Executive Producer Thelma Carter says the studio is excited to feature […]

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Al McDonald Takes Over Mall Santa Centre, Escapes Imprisonment

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – The Mayor of North Bay appears to have gotten himself first into the Christmas Spirit and then into some Christmas trouble. Al McDonald, the long-time Mayor of North Bay, is wanted by Northgate Mall Security on charges of Mall Mischief, Mall Misconduct, and Mall Possession of […]

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The City Council Nerf Gun Massacre

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Tragedy struck Tuesday night when City Hall was transformed into a war zone as an effort to make City Council meetings less stressful backfired. Last week, Councillor Scott Robertson suggested using Nerf Guns to lighten the mood in City Council, though Al McDonald opposed the idea, […]

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Council meetings to now include Nerf® gun wars!

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — City Council can be rough sometimes. Seldom does all of Council agree on something, and this strife can create stress and cause strain. That’s why North Bay City Councillor Scott Robertson has brought forward a new idea: Nerf® gun wars. “It can get tense, so what […]

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