North Bay changes logo in hopes that Disney will buy city

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff North Bay wants Disney to be its guest. The city is moving forward with its campaign to “re-brand and re-package” in the hopes that The Walt Disney Company will invest in North Bay. “‘Invest’ isn’t the word I’d use so much as ‘buy,’” says Mayor Al McDonald. “We’d like Disney […]

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North Bay to introduce its own Daylight Saving Time

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Daylight Saving Time was introduced in the late 1800’s and has been a pain in the ass ever since. Ottawa West-Nepean MPP Jeremy Roberts recently introduced Bill 214 – The Time Amendment Act, which would keep Ontario on Daylight Saving Time and do away with the outdated […]

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North Bay’s new rocket ready for Mars launch!

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca You’ve probably already noticed it – North Bay’s first space rocket. The 140 foot tall spacecraft, most of which sits below the King Cone on Lakeshore Drive, is “100% ready to go” explains City Councillor Marcus Tignanelli. “Everyone always complains about Council not spending money wisely,” adds […]

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Al McDonald Vows to Change North Bay’s Name

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff BAY – Mayor Al McDonald may be in the last term of his reign run as Mayor, but he’s going out with a bang. In a live press conference streamed through McDonald’s exclusive OnlyFans account, the Mayor of North Bay announced Sunday evening that he will be changing the […]

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City Council Introduces a “Creative Accounting Department”

From: Marie Cleroux, thenorthbaybay.ca contributor NORTH BAY — With more and more of Ontario opening up, the reality of a tight budget is hitting everyone.  No one knows this more than City Hall, who had to lay off workers near the start of the pandemic. In response to Ontario’s slow reopening and local budgetary restraints, […]

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City adds 20 foot “re-opening” doors to Gateway Arch

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff The City of North Bay is ready for Stage 2 of Ontario’s reopening strategy. A jubilant Mayor McDonald announced the completed construction of two gigantic “re-opening” doors which have been built into the City’s Gateway Arch. “These doors are a monument to the community, frontline workers, and essential employees that […]

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