Local rapper fighting Illuminati with children’s book

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff

NORTH BAY — International rap sensation Ahawtboi, best known for his hit song “where da beauties at?” is penning a new children’s book.

Ahawtboi, who declined give his real name, has spent the last 14 months writing a 7 page picture book. The work, tentatively entitled “THEY’RE STEALING MY BLOOD!” is the heart-warming story of a young boy who uses his well-written, expertly composed music to do battle with The Illuminati.

“well ya, thats not the hole stry” explains Ahawtboi via Facebook. “thats just the start. hes also gotto fight radical vampire and cults and stuff to. its a smart book kids are going to like it and buy it I think.”

The children’s book, which also includes illustrations from Ahawtboi, is directly specifically at “the real bad Illuminati in north bay and the world.”

Ahawtboi sent samples of the children’s title, but when The North Bay Bay raised some concerns over the writing, the rapper quickly defended his work.

“you dont know, your not hard like me. maybe you guys are dumb or converted to islam or something but not me. its no junky faker book.this book is gonna change lives like my mu$ic does.”

“also you want to buy a laptop?”

“THEY’RE STEALING MY BLOOD!” is expected to be self-published sometime in early July. Ahawtboi hopes that the “wads” of money the book brings in will help him “move out of his mothers basement, get some good hoes and buy a new hat.”

“don’t publish that cause it will hurt my image. gotta rep ya know?”

The title page for Ahawtboi’s new children’s book.

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