Will Boissoin loses all 4 of his votes

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following a series of public Facebook posts in which he compared the local police to pigs, Mayoral Candidate Will Boissoin appears to have lost all 4 of his votes. “It’s a shame, really” says friend Jacob Beaucage. “Will was relying on those votes to make him feel […]

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City invests in robot brothel

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — “Doing the Robot” is about to take on a whole new meaning. Three local entrepreneurs, backed by “dozens” of interested investors, have begun the construction of a “robot brothel.” “It’s a bold step for a small town like North Bay,” says lead investor Matt Leblonde. “Towns […]

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Sheldon Forgette on Main St. rampage

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — Following last night’s mayoral debate, in which Sheldon Forgette re-affirmed his stance on abolishing parking meters in downtown North Bay, Sheldon has since been spotted downtown swinging a sledgehammer. The Mayoral Candidate began his destructive frenzy by stopping his car on Main St. West, getting out, taking note […]

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Canadore and Nipissing formally declare war

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Canadore College and Nipissing University have formally declared war. The two educational institutions, which share a building at 100 College Drive, have been sitting on a “time bomb” for years, proclaimed Canadore President George Burton in a rallying speech early this morning. “We have grown tired […]

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“The Pleather Trend” set to open

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — “The Leather Trend,” a staple of Main St., is about to get a face lift. The storefront property officially closed in the summer of 2017, after then owner Rob Szalas was charged with trafficking Oxycodone pills and possession of property obtained by crime. But new owner Sal […]

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North Bay Protesters Protest Protests

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following recent demonstrations against the removal of 2015’s Sex Ed Curriculum which saw students abandon learning about factoring trinomials and assessing the impact of the wave nature of light on society and the environment of technologies, local man Tory Cachell organized his own protest. “I’ve had enough […]

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