Entire news team goes to Cuba, forgets city

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff HAVANA — Having spent the last week and a half in Cuba, an entire team of North Bay news reporters forgot to report anything. Touring through Havana and sampling Cuba’s exquisite cuisine, not one of them thought of checking in on their hometown. North Bay did come up in […]

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Broken sign leads to violent riots, city-wide anarchy

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — It was just another day for Tracy Pender. She woke up around 7, made a cup of coffee, and then took her dog Gary for a walk. “We usually walk down Marshall Avenue and get onto the trail there and come out around Gertrude to head home. […]

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Letter to the editor – Ford vs. Hitler

Addressed to: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca news room professional Dear North Bay Bay,  In trying times we often turn to our leaders to unite us. Certainty we now live in trying times – and so I have turned to our leaders to guide us. As a lifelong Conservative party member, I was excited to see […]

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Curling distracts from giant lizard rampage

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Standing almost 300 feet tall and weighing approximately 90 000 tons, a giant, radioactive “death lizard” tore down Lakeshore Drive Saturday, destroying hundreds of buildings and killing thousands, but nobody noticed because curling was happening. The 2018 Ford Women’s World Curling Championship at Memorial Gardens drew […]

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Nipissing Lakers converted to curling club

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following the overwhelming success of the Ford World Women’s Curling Championship in North Bay, Nipissing University announced Monday morning that it was converting its men’s Lakers team into curlers. “We’re very proud of out Lakers Men’s Hockey Team,” reads a statement from Nipissing’s Athletic Department. “They have played […]

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