PCs to build new brewery in North Bay

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following his provincial election win, Ontario PC leader Doug Ford quickly declared that he was going to make good on his “Buck a Beer” campaign pledge. “The people of Ontario were promised this,” said Ford. “And I’m going to deliver. I’ve always been true. I have never lied. […]

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Dog in pants assaults man on lawn

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Layton Morce was enjoying a hard-earned beer on his 1st Avenue lawn Tuesday evening when he was suddenly and brutally accosted. “I had my favourite lawn chair out and was sitting in my yard,” says Morce. “Just waiting for some good-looking gir– er, just sitting. All […]

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Pro Wrestling Catastrophe

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY – Tragedy nearly struck Saturday afternoon when two professional wrestlers discovered that they were stuck in a cage together. But before that, Northbrands Wrestling’s Saturday show “Rage in the Cage” was going well. “We opened with hometown wrestler Ray Fray taking on the Cruiserweight champ Wriggly Jim,” […]

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Fedeli confirms “undying” hatred for orange soda

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — “Orange Crush,” the popular soft drink found throughout Canada, does not have a fan in Vic Fedeli. Standing outside City Hall this morning, Fedeli spoke to reporters about his pure, “undying” hatred for the pop. “No Orange Crush!” yelled Fedeli. “Not now, not ever. I don’t […]

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Giant Fedeli ad closes Lakeshore, kills six

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Appearing overnight between Mulligan Street and Marshall Avenue, an enormous ad for Vic Fedeli temporarily closed down parts of Lakeshore Drive this morning. Measuring over 90 feet high, the placard – which features a younger, smiling Fedeli – blocked off all four lanes of traffic. The […]

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North Bay left off of map

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A new map being printed by the Ministry of Ontario Maps has left the North Bay area blank. “I’m flabbergasted,” says City Councillor Grey Terrence. “My wife bought the map earlier in the week to plan a trip, but when we went looking for North Bay is […]

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