Dried Up Tim Horton’s Hand to Visit North Bay

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff A cross-country tour featuring the dried hand and forearm of former NHL player Tim Horton is stopping in North Bay. Tour manager Angela Reynolds says travelling across the country with the petrified remains of Tim Horton’s right hand and forearm will be “like hanging out with 1/15th of a […]

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The Truth About North Bay’s School Bus Drivers

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — As the Near North District School Board declares its 31st snow day of the year, North Bay Bay special reporter Jeff Hurly has submitted an in depth look at the board’s school bus drivers. “I went undercover as a school bus driver for eighteen months” says Hurly. […]

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Scientist Discovers Multiverse North Bay

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff An intrepid local scientist has discovered a parallel dimension in which exists another North Bay. “I was experimenting with a quantum mechanic portal I built last weekend” says Headley Constant, “and it opened up a gate to another world. It was all so miraculous and magical until I spotted another […]

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Troy Hurtubise Unveils The HurtuHouse Ice Shack

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Troy Hurtubise, the North Bay inventor behind the famous bear proof suit featured in “Project Grizzly,” has announced a new invention. “The HurtuHouse is a water proof, theft proof, bear proof ice shack” declared Hurtubise Monday morning. “It is the greatest ice shack ever built, capable of […]

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Science Fair a Success!

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff The first ever North Bay Science Fair was deemed a “resounding success” after a group of high school students came together to defeat an ancient, other-worldly evil. Hosted at Nipissing University on November 18th and 19th, the North Bay Science Fair saw high school students meet with some of Canada’s […]

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North Bay’s snow plow funds have run out

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – City Councillor Vic Tikus, Chair of Engineering, Public Works and Environmental Services, announced Sunday evening that North Bay’s Snow Budget is depleted. “To be blunt, the snow plow funds have run out” says Tikus. “We had a good run of it, and we got many streets cleared, […]

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