Letter to the editor – Ford vs. Hitler

Addressed to: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca news room professional Dear North Bay Bay,  In trying times we often turn to our leaders to unite us. Certainty we now live in trying times – and so I have turned to our leaders to guide us. As a lifelong Conservative party member, I was excited to see […]

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Curling distracts from giant lizard rampage

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Standing almost 300 feet tall and weighing approximately 90 000 tons, a giant, radioactive “death lizard” tore down Lakeshore Drive Saturday, destroying hundreds of buildings and killing thousands, but nobody noticed because curling was happening. The 2018 Ford Women’s World Curling Championship at Memorial Gardens drew […]

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Nipissing Lakers converted to curling club

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Following the overwhelming success of the Ford World Women’s Curling Championship in North Bay, Nipissing University announced Monday morning that it was converting its men’s Lakers team into curlers. “We’re very proud of out Lakers Men’s Hockey Team,” reads a statement from Nipissing’s Athletic Department. “They have played […]

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Arrest made for stabbing spree

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca intern NORTH BAY – At 8:47am this morning, a local mime has been arrested after going on a stabbing spree. “It started normal enough,” recounts eyewitness Morgan Smalls. “He (the mime) was pretending to be trapped in a box. Then he pulled himself around by an invisible rope. All pretty […]

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Al McDonald and Trooper to headline Summer in the Park

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The Summer in the Park committee are proud to announce this year’s line-up. “We feel we’ve done an excellent job,” says Tracy White, chairman of the board. “We’ve wrangled in big names and local favourites and we’re confident this year’s Summer in the Park is going to […]

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