New processing plant opening in 2018

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — A processing plant dealing specifically with high grade exotic meat is opening in 2018. The new plant will be built at 2080 Main St. West, right beside The North Bay Humane Society. “It is a little strange, yes, but we thought it was important to build […]

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Giant pterosaur attacking everyone in North Bay

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Lucille Carver remembers when she first heard reports of a dog-nabbing bird in North Bay. “I was so scared for my little puppy, and for others too.” But now as a carnivorous, thirty foot wide prehistoric pterosaur terrorizes the city, Lucille wishes it was only small dogs. “I’d give […]

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Dried Up Tim Horton’s Hand to Visit North Bay

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff A cross-country tour featuring the dried hand and forearm of former NHL player Tim Horton is stopping in North Bay. Tour manager Angela Reynolds says travelling across the country with the petrified remains of Tim Horton’s right hand and forearm will be “like hanging out with 1/15th of a […]

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The Truth About North Bay’s School Bus Drivers

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — As the Near North District School Board declares its 31st snow day of the year, North Bay Bay special reporter Jeff Hurly has submitted an in depth look at the board’s school bus drivers. “I went undercover as a school bus driver for eighteen months” says Hurly. […]

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Scientist Discovers Multiverse North Bay

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff An intrepid local scientist has discovered a parallel dimension in which exists another North Bay. “I was experimenting with a quantum mechanic portal I built last weekend” says Headley Constant, “and it opened up a gate to another world. It was all so miraculous and magical until I spotted another […]

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Troy Hurtubise Unveils The HurtuHouse Ice Shack

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Troy Hurtubise, the North Bay inventor behind the famous bear proof suit featured in “Project Grizzly,” has announced a new invention. “The HurtuHouse is a water proof, theft proof, bear proof ice shack” declared Hurtubise Monday morning. “It is the greatest ice shack ever built, capable of […]

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