City attempts to copyright the concept of “detours”

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – If there is anything you can count on in North Bay, it’s the four seasons: Fall, Winter, Spring and Construction. It’s a joke as old as construction itself, but City Council has some thinking they are taking it too far. On August 30th, 2019, North Bay City […]

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North Bay looking forward to skipping another Cinefest

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Cinefest Sudbury, the long-running cinematic showcase, is set to be skipped by everyone, again, for another year. “Yeah, Sudbury’s got their festivals,” says North Bayite Malcolm Cobb. “I heard this year they were gonna show more international movies, and I thought – ‘yeah, nah.’” Despite having run […]

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Despite horrific apocalypse, Council says North Bay is fine

From: Rusty “Scoops” McGraw, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — As meteors descend upon North Bay, painting a Lovecraftian portrait of a fiery hellscape, city council has passed a motion that everything is still perfectly fine. With the recent ascent of THE ONE BEYOND from Lake Nipissing, citizens pleaded for North Bay’s City Council to take action. […]

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Neighbourhood Watch doesn’t find any needles for 24 hours: implodes

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The North Bay Neighbourhood Watch, which has spent the last few weeks walking patrols, doing some genuine good, doing some genuine harm, profiling everyone that has walked anywhere in the city after 10 pm, and purchasing every available Batman costume in a 50 km radius, has imploded. […]

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Letter: North Bay Batman saved my life

Addressed to: thenorthbaybay.ca staff To: The Editor The North Bay Bay Dear Senor or Senorita, On August 22, 2019 your newspaper published an article about vigilante justice in our totally fine, properly managed city. Though the focus was in regards to the boom in costume sales, I wanted to give some insight as one whose […]

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