Tourist UFO bypasses North Bay, heads straight for Sudbury

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bayites were met with a surprising image recently – one of a mysterious stream of trails in the sky.  While some people have their theories, the message is clear: aliens do not want to come to North Bay. “Some people are saying that it’s an […]

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“Sans Destruction!” Protestors protest Sands Motel demolition

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff Yesterday’s announcement of the impending demolition of The Sands Motel had local Mitch Joiner fuming. “It’s outrageous,” spits an incensed Joiner. “The Sands Motel is a part of this city. It’s a local landmark and it deserves to stay.” North Bay is now open to bids on the demolition […]

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North Bayite Starting Inspirational Landscaping Program

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Inspiration – it’s a thing that people like for some reason.  From the motivational speeches of Tony Robbins, to the fraudster that is Prince Ea, people love listening to others who want to profit off of their insecurities. And this attractive agriculturalist of the North wants […]

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New Quints Museum renovation will make home 5x its size

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The head of the Quints Museum Expansion Council says plans to create a “five times bigger” Quints home are going smoothly. “Construction started in October,” explains Expansion Council Head Susan O’Neill. “Marina Point has been adding an extension and our construction has coincided with that so […]

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Health Unit opens public poll to pick the next thing to shutdown

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY — Having now ordered the closure of all publicly accessible snowmobile trails in the region at the recommendation of somebody, somewhere, the Health Unit is now entertaining new ban and shutdown ideas. “You gotta keep it fresh, you know?” says Assistant to the Regional Health […]

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