Happy New Year’s!

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff Oh, the humanity! Hello North Bay! We hope you’re enjoying the holidays and getting some much deserved time off to relax and recharge. Thanks to your support, The North Bay Bay published 141 articles, 7 “Bite of the Bay” retrospectives, 2 shorts films, and 1 house listing in 2020. We also found […]

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Man discovers box of Escape Movement stickers, becomes instant millionaire

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Who needs the lottery when you’ve got Escape Movement stickers? Local resident and self-described “packrat” Chip Martel is now a man of considerable wealth after discovering a box full of Escape Movement stickers. “I collect a lot of stuff and then forget about it,” says Chip. “So last […]

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Santa not visiting North Bay, sending Krampus army instead

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get any worse. Monday evening, a prepared announcement from the North Pole revealed that Santa would not only be bypassing North Bay this year, but also that Claus would be sending the Gateway to the North a “veritable army of […]

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Leaked City Hall doc includes plan to mine uranium, time travel

From: Philip St. George and Rooster Cogburn, thenorthbaybay.ca North Bay City Hall has suspended public meetings following the leak of a document detailing a plan involving uranium and time travel. The 19-page document, entitled “Operation Manitou,” is a complicated strategy penned by at least 3 City Councillors. In it, the writers detail how they plan […]

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1135 Cassells St. Getting a Commemorative Stamp

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff 1135 Cassells St. may be too big to mail, but its likeness isn’t. The local landmark is set to be featured on an official stamp. “I’m guessing that someone sent the house in as a suggestion and Canada Post thought it would work,” says expert stamp collector Bart Rakes. “I’m not […]

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