“Army of animals” storm, take Mattawa Ecology Centre

From: Nora D. Shadsworth, thenorthbaybay.ca contributor MATTAWA– In a move that has surprised and bewildered police and governments alike, the wildlife of Northern Ontario voted Friday to secede from humanity, establishing the independent nation of Watu wa Asili. The emerging nation’s first military move was the January 6th storming of the Canadian Ecology Centre in […]

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Area plows using Skittles to maintain roads

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Citing the rising cost of road salt and environmental concerns, area snowplows are now using Skittles to maintain winter highways at milder temperatures. Drew Strickland is the head of Ferronial Services, the contractor responsible for clearing local highways. “We were just as skeptical as anyone with the […]

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[SPONSORED] Some Relief for Northgate Mall Busers?

From: Marie Cleroux, thenorthbaybay.ca contributor NORTH BAY – North Bay is ringing in the new year, and most are diving in to 2020 head first with unbridled, careless optimism.  Other residents – one in particular – however, seems to be seeing a realistic problem and turning. This resident is looking to turn it into an […]

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Chief Commanda hijacking Crimestoppers’ ‘Crime of the Week’

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The plucky band of North Bay pirates who hijacked the Chief Commanda II and took it onto Lake Nipissing have been given a Crimestoppers ‘Crime of the Week’ award. “Y’har, this here award makes my heart swell,” says current Chief Commanda Captain Bishop ‘Two-Teeth’ Bradley. “Though truth […]

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Happy New Year’s!

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff Hello North Bay! We hope you’re all enjoying the holidays with your friends and family, and that you get some much deserved time off to relax and recharge.   It’s been a big year here at The North Bay Bay, and thanks to your support, we published 151 articles and 6 short […]

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