Letter to the Editor: F██k the Ford Government

Addressed to: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff [Editor’s Note: The following letter was sent in on Wednesday, February 20th] On February 20th, in response to a student protester at Queen’s Park swearing, Doug Ford said that students “should have their mouths washed out with soap. That’s what they should have.” You know what I saw? Doug Ford […]

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Fanny’s declared a “Heritage Property”

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Fanny’s, the long-running adult entertainment club, has been named a “Heritage Property.” The move comes after City Councillor Vic Tikus brought forth the proposal Monday evening, which Council passed unanimously. “It’s a great day for North Bay,” says Tikus. “It’s a great day for the City, it’s […]

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Loblaws launches No Name® condoms

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca TORONTO – Ontarians looking to enjoy sex without breaking the bank will be happy to learn that Loblaws has launched its own brand of “No Name®” condoms. In a press release on Tuesday, Loblaws Co. announced its new Ontario-crafted “Canadian-Style” condoms. The heavily discounted prophylactics will come in packs of […]

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The Nugget starts its own right-wing convoy

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Having published no less than 4 articles in 3 days about the right–wing “United We Roll” convoy, The North Bay Nugget has decided to start their own convoy. “Well, we saw what the ‘United We Roll’ convoy was doing,” explains Nugget writer Pete Hunter. “We noted how […]

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City to Host World Icy Sidewalk Breakdancing Championship

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca NORTH BAY – Hot off the success of the 2018 Ford World Women’s Curling Championship, North Bay is now set to be the centre of another global display of athletic prowess as it hosts the upcoming 2019 Costco’s Generic Brand “Kirkland Signature” Ibuprofen World Icy Sidewalk Breakdancing Championship. “Preparation for the […]

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How to Celebrate Valentine’s Day in North Bay!

From: thenorthbaybay.ca staff Another year, another Valentine’s Day! Stumped for something to do? Looking for North Bay specific tips? Well, look no further! Here’s what North Bay is doing to celebrate the day of love! Lingerie Workshop Kristi Bone will be running a lingerie workshop aimed at creating “sexy, functional” pieces from 100% green, ethically […]

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