Local news covering up actual giant shadfly attack

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Local scientist Headley Constant wants North Bay to know the truth. “On Monday evening North Bay was attacked by a gigantic shadfly,” declares Constant. “The local news has a photo of the event, but has refused to tell the public the truth. Instead, they’ve been conspiring […]

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City collectively forgets that shadfly season is in three weeks

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Ashley Dukes has been hitting the gym hard these past few months. “I got a World’s Gym membership back in January and I’ve been going 4 times a week,” says Dukes. “And it’s all been for this – a glorious, bikini-clad summer in North Bay!” Ashley believes […]

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Protesters accidentally deliver coffin with body inside

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – On Saturday afternoon, a coffin with “Stop the Cuts” painted on it was placed at the front door of Nipissing MPP Vic Fedeli’s constituency office on Main Street during a protest against the decisions Premier Ford has made throughout his first year in office. Saturday night, […]

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City Council declares lack of donuts an “emergency”

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — An impromptu City Council meeting Thursday night was brought to a halt when Councillor Vic Tikus discovered that the meeting was sorely lacking donuts. Having started the meeting with two boxes of a dozen assorted donuts, Tikus discovered that nothing was left but “two Old Fashion […]

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“Rural Planet” to open in North Bay

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — “Rural Planet,” the sister company to “Urban Planet,” is set to open a new location in North Bay next month. But while “Urban Planet” is a clothing store that specializes in “trendy clothes for men, women, and children,” the new “Rural Planet” will be a smaller store […]

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