Oregano Raid Halts Dinner Rush at Local Restaurant

From: Nora D. Shadsworth, thenorthbaybay.ca contributor NORTH BAY — Diners at Greco’s Pizza on Algonquin Avenue had their meals interrupted Thursday evening as a joint police task force raided the well-loved restaurant in an embarrassingly botched drug bust. “At exactly 19:00 on Thursday February 20th, an elite team of narcotics officers entered the premises of […]

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Local Theorist Uncovers Shadfly Conspiracy

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — North Bay was once known across the country as a perfect city where nothing happens. But local conspiracy theorist Andy Letterman wants to change that. Letterman has strong opinions on all the hot topic theories: landing on the moon, Paul McCartney being dead, and the “Snub Disphenoid […]

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“Housewerk” at pub turns out to be actual housework, not party

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — Despite promising a “gigantic dance party spanning two floors” Saturday evening, local gastropub The Plato & Platypus instead delivered “a massive housecleaning endeavour” that saw dozens of aging hipsters locked inside and forced to scrub the floors. “Housewerk” was originally billed as a pub-wide electronic dance that […]

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2nd Annual North Bay Orgy to be at Mall

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The 2nd Annual North Bay Orgy is set to be held at the North Bay Mall. The multi-person sex fest will take on Friday, February 14th in the former Stitches store. Organizer Claire Aitkens says the store provides “a central location” that is “highly visible.” “This […]

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Citizens 99.9% positive city is actively trying to kill them

From: Marie Cleroux, thenorthbaybay.ca contributor NORTH BAY — Is your city trying to kill you? It is a debate that has been raging on since the first city was formed, but a group of vigilant citizens believe that North Bay really is trying to do them in. North Bay Citizens Against Being Murdered (or NBCABM […]

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Man to Save North Bay with “Dog Dookie and Garbage”

From: XIII, thenorthbaybay.ca contributor NORTH BAY — We all have ideas on how to stimulate the economy. Be it trade, tourism, or something else with a “T” in it, every day citizens do their best to make their home more sustainable economically. But one local man has a method he thinks is foolproof. Humble Beginnings […]

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