Muskoka Delivery Service invents first ever invisible courier drone

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – They’ve done it! Local courier company Muskoka Delivery Service has designed and constructed the world’s first invisible delivery drone. “It’s an astronomical feat of ingenuity and engineering,” says local scientist Headley Constant. “Not only have they perfected the four-rotor drone and built it steady enough to deliver […]

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New North Bay bracelets vibrate when close to someone breaching probation

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — The City of North Bay has launched a line of digital tracking devices that vibrate whenever they are close to someone breaching probation. “Breachbit,” a small watch-like device, was designed “in house” by City Council before being approved for a $2.5 million construction contract. The first five […]

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North Bay launches its own cryptocurrency

From: Philip St. George, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Look out Bitcoin! North Bay is smashing into the cryptocurrency market with a coin of its own. The Northcoin, a cryptocoin designed and launched by The City of North Bay, will soon be available for tech-savvy citizens to buy and trade. “These last few years have […]

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BREAKING: Someone is making all of the North Bay squirrels super buff

From: Jennifer Hanson, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY – Someone has secretly been feeding local squirrels a steady diet of performance-enhancing, nutritionally-dense peanut butter balls to bolster their overall strength and stamina. Every one of the nearly 2000 squirrels being monitored by local scientist Headley Constant are “absolutely shredded.” “I saw the first squirrel two weeks […]

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Man upset with automation fistfights Wal-Mart Self-checkout

From: Darren D. MacDonald, thenorthbaybay.ca staff NORTH BAY — With the rise of technology comes concern from labour specialists about increasing automation in the workplace. The arguments for automation in the workplace are multi-faceted. Automation could be the “perfect choice” to help human workers focus on more dynamic, intricate parts of any job while machines […]

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